my younger bro, hafiy is kinda alim la. he told to us about the Islamic talk at his university which he had attended. the speaker name is Hizbur, finalist from reality tv show, Imam Muda. Hizbur is Kedah-ans, and he just married with a very beautiful & perfect lady, no-name-sorry.
the talk was fun and u did not get bored & feel sleepy. how genius Hizbur is!
ni i nak share sikit jokes bulan puasa yang Hizbur sampaikan dalam ceramah tu yang i rasa best gila & menarik nak share dengan u all.
1st
In other months~
Q : What is the time for maghrib?
Us : I don't know. approx 7 something, but before 8 pm. around 7, u agak-agak la sendiri.
In ramadhan~
Q : What is the time for maghrib?
Us : It's 7.33 pm. I'm very very sure.
hahahahaha. Funny right? that's us.
2nd
S : Imam, penuh ye masjid ni. masjid ni pun memang besar. ramainya umat.
Imam : ala, masjid ni penuh time bulan puasa je.
S : la. ye ke? kalau bulan-bulan lain macam mana?
Imam : kalau bulan-bulan lain, u sampai boleh main bola sepak dalam masjid ni. kosong je.
hahahahaha. boo to us!
3rd
Ustaz : First thing Nabi Muhammad s.a.w buat time bebuka ialah, suap kurma guna tanganke mulut isterinya, Siti Aisyah r.a. Nabi sendiri pun tak bebuka lagi, Nabi suapkan isteri kesayangannya dengan penuh lemah lembut dan tanggung jawab sebagai seorang suami. begitu lah romantik nya Nabi kita. ramai yang tak tahu tentang fakta tu.
Us :Oh...
Ustaz : Nak lagi extreme? Saidina Ali a.s suap kurma kepada isterinya time bebuka guna mulut tau. haaa...
Us : gslurppppp... pfftt..
ok, that's all. renung-renungkanlah & selamat beramal.
bye friends!
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